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* Beware of public humiliation
* Do not use it to bully the young and the aged
* Also applicable to mrt and canteen seats
1. Board the bus after a particularly gruelling Judo session( so you'll smell your...er... best.) and promptly plop yourself on a seat. Your offensive odour should very quickly convince the person beside you to leave.
2. Start smiling and huming to yourself. Works better with the occasional giggle.
3. Start moving closer and closer to the passenger next to you. ( Not applicable for girls. Unless you're really sure the guy's gay.)
4. Start sniffing the air when you've just sat down. Gradually move closer to your fellow passenger as if you are trying to pinpoint the source.
5. Pretend to be watching the show on TV mobile with utmost interest. Look irritably at the person beside you when he/she makes the slightest sound or movement.
6. Bounce happily on the seat. Grinning manically.
7. Keep mumbling aunder your breath. Preferably something muderous. Eg. " That S.O.B actually dared to do that! I'll kill him..."
8. Make rocket sounds when the bus starts moving. Turn to the person beside you and say, " Isn't this ride exciting!"
9. Talk loudly to your friend on the phone and complain about the person who's fat and taking mor ethan his/her share of the seat.
10. Start telling the person next to you your entire schedule of the day. Best is if you can add in some bitching.
Going to go back to xinmin for some exhibiton tomorrow. Can skip classes! Lol. But dunno how to promote nanyang la. Especially since i'm totally sick of lectures and tutorials.
This weekend will be fun ba, even though the judo outing cannot liao. Still STar Wars and good meals to look forward to!
kitson rocks! 8:36 PM