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Saturday, July 23, 2005

Everything morning, i make sure that i wake up for school by setting the alarm in my handphoe. And strangely enough, i almost always wake up just before the alarm will actually sound. I have no idea why, but i just do.

The result of this is that i will always hear the little beep my phone will give before it starts wailing proper. This sharp and short little beep will be enough to jolt me awake since most of the time i'll already be partly awake. Oh yeah, and i HATE this beep.( The sound la, not really a sustitute word for a dirty word. Lol. I just made a pun. =p )

I hate that sound since it signals the end of my sleep, or at least the end of lazing in bed and also means that i have to get my butt off of my bed and prepare to school.

So now i have a phobia of any beeps that are sharp and short. Everytime i hear it, i'll have a surge of despair work through my body and i will jerk involuntarily. It normally takes me awhile to tell myself that i am nowhere near my bed and that i haven't had any sleep for the past few hours and i'll become even sadder.

Bleah. Is there even a term for this phobia of mine?

Apparently there is.

Acousticophobia - Fear of noise

- courtesy of http://www.phobia-fear-release.com/phobia-list-2.html

The list is quite scary, and funny. Go take a look if you're free.

For example:

Acarophobia - Fear of itching. ( Points to mervy.)

Genophobia - Fear of sex. ( Gosh, pity whoever has this la.)

Hedonophobia - Fear of feeling pleasure. ( Look at above. Surely connected.)

Insectophobia - fear of insects. ( Esther. Lol.)

Ithyphallophobia - Fear of seeing, thinking about, or having an erect penis. ( Nothing much to say. LOL.)

Kolpophobia - Fear of genitals, particulary female. And Eurotophobia - Fear of female genitalia.
( Of course we have to have these, to counter the previous one.)

Namatophobia - Fear of names. ( Ooooooooooook. O.o )

Panophobia - Fear of everything. ( God, why bother to list everything else, just use this la.)

Virginitiphobia - Fear of rape. ( I suppose if you are good-looking enough... )

And the ultimate.
Phobophobia - Fear of phobias.( Fear of fear? I really dunno how to comment.)

Okok, i'm totally over-indulging in the phobias thingy. Have fun looking at them.

kitson rocks! 4:24 PM